Welcome to Amicus tuus aleatorius
Amicus info:
An extremely goofy and idiotic sample of a talking carbon chimney. An unchained beast 🗿,mythical wild pokemon 😩🤌🏻 who's on the run from tax evasion. YOU CAN'T GET ME IRS (screams in lower case)
Guilty of:
- Tomfoolery
- Arson
- Running amok amidst children
- Menacing the society
- Rizzing your grandma
- Slaying too hard 💅🏻💅🏻✨✨
Reasons to have me as an Amicus:
- Can vent on me
- Ghost me to give yourself salvation
- Block me to boost your ego
- Use me as your test subject
- Use me as your side pillow
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